The day preceeding July fourth has been relatively ignored through the ages. July third is appreciated by some because they recieve an extra day off work and dreaded by others who are dragged to Oklahoma to to watch fireworks where sitting on the roof of the car is about as exciting as it gets. Today, for me, has been the source of much excitment including J David’s birthday.

The one and only creator of this site is 22 and already has the wisdom to give me control of the nonsense section and seventy percent of the profits from the ads. Several states away I am hearing rumors of fabulous parties, showgirls, and Cristal…and maybe a family dinner to top it all off.

Well…at this point I have to head over to Bedford to begin and prepare for a Fourth of July parade that involves an electric guitar being played in the bed of a pick-up truck. Happy birthday, David.