It is so absolutely, painfully, intolerably, butt clinchingly cold outside! I am not a wimp by any measure, but… well… actually, I am a massive wimp. People say that big guys, for some reason, are the biggest baby’s, and I definitely fall into that category. But like Al Gore, I am totally serial… You need to stay indoors! Frostbite will strike you the instant you step outside!

Usually, I love the cold. I always am one to say, better to be cold than hot. But today, it is too cold outside. After about a minute of being outside, my face and ears and nose hurt like they were sun burned sun scorched. That is the ultimate natural punishment; being so cold that it burns. And like I said, I love the cold! I love it when it snows, and I am always under dressed for the weather, just so I can soak in more cold air; like the picture here by ~death by pizza~ I used to be nostalgic for this kind of weather; but now I am afraid. Very afraid…

Anyways, I also have this other picture, which is actually a photo. I know; you are thinking I am full of it. But seriously, it is so cold outside that this guy actually froze, and then his complexion turned cartoon like, and the result is what you see below. I don’t know him, but I saw him while walking the dog and I was just shocked. Poor fella. If only he had read my post before going out…